she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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