Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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