Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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