i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
