I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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