Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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