i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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