I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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