i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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