JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We named our party play list daddy issues
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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