What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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