Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I want a musical about memes.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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