watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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