Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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