ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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