dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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