Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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