Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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