Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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