I want to stick my p in your. b.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
it was like eating out sand paper
smell my finger.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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