He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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