i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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