I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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