Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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