True but thats because hes a fetus.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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