I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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