there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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