smell my finger.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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