So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.