i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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