Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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