this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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