what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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