I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
