Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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