is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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