normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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