Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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