I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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