He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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