his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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