im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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