You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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