So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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