sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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