He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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