I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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