The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
