Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You ruined the universe
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
