one two three fourrrrnication!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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