Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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