Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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